I was going to say "Really? is that the best there is? what about..." when I realised that all of my alternates were Polish/CzechEmma Watson, Kiera Knightley, Cheryl Cole, Liz Hurley, Kelly Brook, Kate Middleton.
As for the Scots, I'm sure I read that the women they have representing their tourist boards are generally Polish or Czech.
Generally, because it's hard to find a local thin enough to avoid the expense of a gatefold cover on their brochure*
What are they trying to tell you? "Come to Bonnie Scotland where this lass will find you strangely attractive, if only to avoid deportation when her visa runs out.
*Obviously, I'm completely opposed to the sexualising of tourist brochures, or any other periodical for any item, through the use of women in any way. Or men for that matter.



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