mordenkien Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 seems so..think they'd take britanny spears and katie price as free extras? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlogue Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 I'm sure they attacked because David Cameron cut their Xeno benefits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 "Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien and"... invaded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordenkien Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 i think its sat nav error.. you know poor alien fleet navigator trying to load coordinators in...kids screaming in the back...wife nagging how it was quicker before new gadgets.....next thing you know there invading TD56G instead of TD56H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a333 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Invasion. It's like saying "Hello!" in ̶J̶a̶ the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GizmoGomez Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Was that going to be "Japanese" you crossed out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlogue Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 "Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien and"... invaded! "Fuck you maaan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) Simple. They're here on a stag party for their good mate Bob, and they aim to give him a send-off to remember. Amongst Bob's race, a worthy farewell is considered espicially important as the male normally fails to survive the remarkable trauma of bearing some thirty thousand live young every other month, and so his stag do is also his wake. Edited February 4, 2013 by Dix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarRat Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 "Fuck you maaan"Was that really necessary? Read the forum rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 I expect the aliens might have a prophecy fortelling the comming of Bieber and the Olsens and the decay of life across the universe. Fetid corruption and what not. Pre-emptive strike? Makes a lot of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlogue Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Was that really necessary? Read the forum rules. Groan, I think we are all mature enough. You clearly didn't quite catch the gist of what we were talking about. Aliens 1986 Vasquez: Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are. Drake: Go, Vasquez. Kick ass. Vasquez: Anytime, anywhere, man! Hudson: Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up! Vasquez: Fuck you, man! Hudson: Anytime, anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Some basic assumptions that may not be true: - aliens do not posses super-fast travel, so reinforcements may be years, decades or centuires in coming. - their method of cummunication may limit them equally - they may already be involved in another, greater conflict or be space hobos - in other words, they simply may not have the support of other fleets - their culture may dictate inefficient behavior (honor before reason, blind obedience to old doctrine) - they may be mind-slaves/thralls, or put no worth in individual lives - they may severely underestimate humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlogue Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 - they may severely underestimate humans I think they have greatly underestimated the power of the xenobusters and our ability to save scum our way though trick situations.(Kidding, I only save it once every 3 turns) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 - aliens could have opened a wormhole just outside the solar system. - they may have quantum entanglement comms - the 3000 may be just the scouts - they may have no anthropomorphic attributes at all. - they may give their short clone lives up eagerly for glorious battle. - they may underestimate how stupid the squirrel descendants are. - they don't know about the Bieber Bomb waiting in case the Earth is occupied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarRat Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) Groan, I think we are all mature enough. You clearly didn't quite catch the gist of what we were talking about.Aliens 1986 I get it and WE may be mature enough, but the rules clearly say that children read these forums therefore posting really nasty language is wrong no matter what the context, IMO. I guess it's up to Chris and Gauddlike if they let it stand. Edited February 4, 2013 by StellarRat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlogue Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 I get it and WE may be mature enough, but the rules clearly say that children read these forums therefore posting really nasty language is wrong no matter what the context, IMO. I guess it's up to Chris and Gauddlike if they let it stand. I'm not getting into an argument over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Just a note - the assumptions listed are assumptions of reasons why aliens attack like they do (progresively escalating) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 mine too... what fate could be worse than have Bieber streamed into all of your craft. It will follow you even into hyperspace. No race deserves that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlogue Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Well they did recently send the curiosity rover to Mars with Wil-i-am encoded oto it incase some aliens found it and wanted to hear some nasty music. If was the guy uploading the music I would have secretly uploaded some pumping acid techno. [video=youtube;0dEFlgel8rw] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorlom Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Sounds like something that would easily get misinterperated as a pulsebased way of communicating. It would be counterproductive and enfuriating for anyone working on the project to be sabotaged like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Well they did recently send the curiosity rover to Mars with Wil-i-am encoded oto it incase some aliens found it and wanted to hear some nasty music. If was the guy uploading the music I would have secretly uploaded some pumping acid techno. So you want the aleins to invade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a333 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Aaand now we have a new reason: Prevent the humans from developing a game about defending an earth from xenos since that will sow the seeds of resistance into the minds of would-be-slaves of xenos from future! Ha! I'm NOT allude to the fact that sectoid-like DJLogue guy is somewhat suspicious, don't get me wrong =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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