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mordenkien

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  1. I completely refuse to reference fire in anyway in this post because im sulking....so there , I mean seriously.. its disgusting ,a piano.........you're only meant to kill people with guitar's
  2. yes folks yet another thread , brought back to your attention, for your re-read enjoyment. PS = HEH! I am not a poin......hold on ..yeah ok fair play... PPS= did we ever discover what happened to chris on his holidays?
  3. Chris , Dude! you realise you completely forgot to mention the importance of this thread to the whole xenonauts design process in the development diary, also you forgot to mention flame /fire/heat/burning pitch in anyway during your post, be on the lookout for enraged stacks of plasma wielding pancakes...
  4. thanks Chris enjoyed the diary. .. hold on! does that mean all the bug reports and criticisms I've been saving up for the last 2 years or so are no longer needed? ...damn my perfectionism.
  5. cant make flame joke ..to busy choking with laughter at thothkins.......... .....I mean his post...........
  6. <p><p>how do I do the spoiler thing I really want to warn the more sensitive forumie's of my burning chicken pic..</p></p>

  7. the chicken holy soup recipe http://www.goldhawkinteractive.com/forums/showthread.php/6837-In-the-honour-of-Thothkins/page3combines with the Buddhist civilian thread in new Disturbing way
  8. "raise the dead ? me i'd never dream of raising the dead , why i'd simply burn the corpse , what is the Cutiessar going on about?"
  9. im sorry cutiessar I thought it was a recipe for chicken holy soup... slice throat of chicken.. shake blood from chicken while dancing and reciting blessing....
  10. I need to get bored and search the forum more often.....
  11. lungs on fire.......................inhaled fire humour...too much.............farewell cindery world....
  12. ..and thus it came to pass, that as the ash of the holy celebration was blown from the holy text, that with it went the small but chameleon like frixas bug, which having obscured the text of the holy book ,revealed that it was in fact the 806th post that was holy not the 800th...overcome with bitter sulphuric tears the old monk poured melted crayons on his back. jumped from the towers window briefly shouting "806" flapping his arms as he plummeted to the holy Flammenwaffen factory below.... FROM THE SAGA OF THOTHKINS THE SANE.
  13. i'm getting all inflamed at the idea of being the 800th poster now, ..... and hopefully very excited about bothering to figure out the italics.....( battle.nets down so I had time for my list, I)figure out italics, 2)invent ultimate auto BLTC machine, 3) conquer world, 4)get flamethrowers in game , 5) break thothkins out of asylum , 6)find the individual who puts dead matches in my match box and introduce them to a stack of plasma welding angry pancakes. )
  14. So Gio, my man, since your all hot and heated by this thread still immolating all all other threads into the realm of cold unusage , and since its almost at 800 posts , Can it count as a petition to get the flammenwaffens back into the game, you know since your all finished with work, bored, nothing else too do ...?
  15. don't make me laugh....i'm evil , when I laugh innocent player characters die in the resulting DM breath of flameiness ( and yo thothkins...named a pyromaniac Halfling after you..players hate him)
  16. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AT LAST.. IM ALMOST BURNING RED AT THE SHAME OF NOT CHECKING THIS THREAD IN WEEKS........IT'S ALSO AMAZING THAT THE IS NO FLAMMENWAFFEN MENTIONS RECENTLY, (is thothkins ill? replaced by imposter?) any way now that the caps lock button isn't stuck ... "3 xenonauts fans go into a bar....., ...."
  17. unfortunately the failings of us mortals will result in our execution by the commissar long before we reach "long lasting friendships"
  18. personally i've friended a few people from the forum on steam...and will continue to interact with them once every 2 months as usual long after this...
  19. i'm flaming annoyed 10 hours later and I don't get the j........oh...
  20. I don't know I go away to advise the poor masses on the best way to burn civilians ..and come back to find fart jokes and condoms...I'm kind of mad now..
  21. finally I've avoiding playing past 5th ufo since I got the kick-starter ..now I shall play.."Jeeves ...Fetch the Flammenwaffen...where's thothkins?"
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