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  1. mordenkien
    my orgianal post (before i deleted it) outlined the aliens evil distraction plan too cover ther real goal of stealing all the earths pancakes
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    ps thanks for suggesting new avatar thothkins
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    having succesfully diverted everyone from discussing the reasons behind the alien invasion i sit back and.....oh $%$£
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    we find ourselves in an english country sitting room ..the back of a red leather easy chair slowly turns towards us..revealing a smiling figure an aura of power surrounds him as he holds the sacred "monster manual" and gazes down on the board set out on the desk ..figures....pawns really..each repersenting a person linked to them by some mystical power.... "ah thothkins..soon my friend soon....gorlom approaches..and then we will see if your famous humour will save you from his debate power...and if not then the's always the commisar...(insert manic laugh)" ..and so we leave the seat of ultimate evil as he ponders how to download from desura..and plots his continued domination....but remember kids its just a story......isn't it?
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    somewhere outside a dark PANK holding cell 3 weeks later AGENT D: "how does he do it everytime i go into question him...(sniff) i come out crying?" (sniff) AGENT F: "I know (sniff) its like hes not human (sniff) AGENT D: "Maybe he's psychic? (sniff) VOICE FROM CELL: "No thats not it Agent D" AGENT F: "okay (sniff) i'm off to tourt...erh i mean question thothkins again" AGENT D: " think if we leave the cell door open (sniff) mordenkien will just go?" AGENT F : "lets hope so..."
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    message from my players in roleplay "thx alot" just attacked them with horde of giant teddy laser wielding robots as they boarded abanndoned ship "freedom bear rules!"
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    "psst..thothkins...psst..i'm here to get you out..just tell me who your friends are.."
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    Best Aliens

    mordenkien replied to Betuor's topic in Off-Topic

    do the bad square things from terrahawks count? or even better the good globes the srg mjr was cool ..."in you go number 45..theres a good lad" (you have to say it in a robotic welsh accent)
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    Best Aliens

    mordenkien replied to Betuor's topic in Off-Topic

    also "thundercats rule"
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    Best Aliens

    mordenkien replied to Betuor's topic in Off-Topic

    best aliens ever .....metoclorians, metacrlans,metraclarians oh ffs the things that live in jedi i want jedi powers! plus there sneaky parasites that hide in you then give you awesome powers so you live longer 2nd best aliens......anything that ever ate a startrek redshirted security guard
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    thx gauddlike ....i thought it was just me that suffered also have you noticed that angel delight comes with metric instuctions sometimes and some times imperial not to mention shepards pie mix and........
  12. mordenkien
    if your chucking rockets i'd be asking "how do you catch stuff in this game?"
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    Mordenkien reporting sir..(crisp salute) feel free to send me in first sir i know im officer material i'll prove it....
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    how can air combat not be key part of original game ? dont shoot down alien scout it finds your base you get expensive invasion dont keep up with shooting ufos in countrys far from your bases ..alien pacts dont shoot aliens dont find nice shinny new stuff...etc etc etc the new fighter system is good (not great i want pilots to get xp so i mourn them not there planes) and any auto resolve would be opitional so relax those who dont like it.. if its put in dont use it ..i wont but why not have it for those who want it ( if chris finds DR Octo harness im sure he'll find the time ..pilot exp first chris)
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    damn how did i miss that..time to re-equip
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    ok all very intresting .. but has anyone ever lost a game of xeno cos they thought the distance to the alien was 100ft when it was actually 33.6m?
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    i could handle auto resolve for those battles where ive sent overwhelming forces out to shoot down that light scout . as for more difficult /balanced battles if only my pilots had experince to go with the cool names i give them ..experince that gives them+ X% dam inflict or avoided or small percentage to speed or afterburner etc ..then the air battles which at the moment only matter for me because of money gained from shot down ufos or money lost from shot down fighters,become just as important as deciding which of my favourite troopers is walking through that door first ps when someone writes that invincible fighter mod let me know ....i really dont want diablo my fav pilot too die....
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    oh well......at least i got start on this months GB allowance...... and will do chris (although im never first to see erm)
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    i think invasion is some kinda alien corporate team building excersise ..explains the diffrent races...there incompetence and any wierd mission goals....
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    excellent was worried i wouldnt get the full value of my broadband package this month i hate paying for gb's i aint used thx..
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    think its much better... hoping the events on geoscape will be clearer and displayed longer..hearing about fishermen being kiled etc motivates da troops...
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    ok thats now my favourite pic so far ..copying for wallpaper ....printing as t-shirt....making into x-mas cards..
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    theres a really excellently rendered picture of that in fanart thread by a wonderfully intelligent, talented artist
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    nice to see thread still going and yes comp fixed so im back....
  25. mordenkien
    Graham...mrs dash......get the shotgun ..cannibals are lose......
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