Yeah, shame about our scorched earth policy here for heretic threads. Like all major religions, we are utterly hypocritical about how it is applied. The God of the Eternal Flame Thread works in mysterious, if not utterly baffling pointless, ways.
I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you... some engineering plans for when you get that blaze up to a decent temperature. Call yourselves a civilisation? I scraped more advanced civilisations off the bottom of my sandal. And they had better entertainment...