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    X-Com EU LP

    mordenkien replied to Betuor's topic in Off-Topic

    Mordenkien and jeeves reporting sir....come on jeeves stop hidding..
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    Skyranger 002 on way back from bolivia Srg Thothkins: No..no you look fine Prv Iatwitch.. Prv Iatwitch : you are sure commarade Srg? Srg Thothkins : Yeah (nervously shuffles down a seat) totally fine... Srg Mordenkien : (Hand muffled Snigger)
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    Lol
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    and you could name your base JUSTLIKEME on the amiga version and get super soldiers with 255 for stats heh chris if we call our first Base Goldhawk...?
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    Somewhere in the bolivian Jungle........ captain Gorlom: hows it coming Srg? Srg Thothkins: almost done sir...gelatines sweating a bit....its damn hot here... Srg Mordenkien: it would help if these locals would keep still while we strap them on.. Commisar Pancakes: there just eager to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of the party..(slight tear of pride) Various Locals: (transalated) so these packs are force fields ? Captain Gorlom : ( translated) yes and you can get vengence on the aliens by running into that big alien hut and stabbing there chief. jeeves: erh Srg thothkins ..i'm not a local....and this is a demo pack ..not a force... Commisar pancakes: (sound of round chambering) Srg Mordenkien: All done cap...cpl HWP says him and his Squad are Surrounded ..should we go help him? Commisar Pancakes: No this is more Important...Thothkins get the flammerwerfer ready incase we need to mop up Srg Thothkins: thought you'd never ask... 15 minutes and 1 massive explosion later..... Captain Gorlom : any surviours? Srg Thothkins: i think thats Jeeves sir ..should we put him out? Srg Mordenkien: running around waving his arms on fire..he reminds me of something?
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    wife says she's always liked you in that hat Jean-Luc...
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    im alive!
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    thothkins lives in his own world and only transist to ours for xenonauts ..think he suffers from dimensional lag...
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    went to get my amiga fixed by a friends friend in his garage .....8 hours later i came out converted in trouble with my accidentally stood up girlfriend (now wife ,she likes x-com too) and promptly bought game must have been 16 years ago....still havent finished x-com:p but the wife has twice
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    i lived! i killed things and they were enemies!
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    ok so it crashes...but it still gets fixed and gets better with each couple weeks (loved new farm set tiles even with crash) so dont sweat it....its thumbs up from me and its... from him....
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    time to redesign that base....can i do it with no connection to side?
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    on a side note ...saw this advertised in college activites.. it even comes with its own Jeeves
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    Secret xenonaught medical/research facility 3 weeks later........ patient 103 Thothkins : it burns.....burns...bbuuuuuurrrnnnsssss Nurse Helga: come now Srg the's nothing in your eyes your fine.. Patient 104 Mordenkien: he's talking about the flammenwerfer nurse..(manic laugh) Nurse Helga : look Srg's your fine ..thes no flamethrower here.. Patient 103 Thothkins: Flamethrower (Revolted grimace) flammenwerfer we want one! Patient 104 Mordenkien : yeah now that would be theraputic .. Patient 103 Thothkins : eat flammenwerfer you alien psychiatrist infiltrator... Nurse Helga: .......erh.......doctor......security... commisar pancakes: that wont be required nurse..these men are to be released the captin and i have a mission for them Nurse Helga: but.. there crazy....they keep singing disco inferno... Captin Gorlom: of course there crazy..we board Ufo's for a living...SRG's! Former patients: Thothkins here sir...mordenkien here sir....hows Jeeves?
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    I was thinking more like this.... Sgt Thothkins: mord mate...flame those alien scum...... Sgt Mordenkien: (manic laugh) ha burn Et..I Said Burn..... Sgt Thothkins: damn it to short....Jevees! turn the nozzle up.. Jeeves (civillian): (cowering behind Commisar Pancakes) but the aliens might shoot me if i move! Commisar pancakes: (sound of pistol chambering round) Jeeves: erh ...coming sir.. Sgt Thothkins: whos idea was it to use civilians?
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    episode 12 is up cant wait for base mission....2 missions and im alive!
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    and he should have some kinda civillian assistant...one whos use to running threw fire..just in case
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    flammerwerfers suck....i want some kinda device that shoots flame threw a gun like nozzle....and the guy holding it should have like a big fuel tank on his back.....yeah that would be hot! flammerwerfers indeed...ha!
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    Best Aliens

    mordenkien replied to Betuor's topic in Off-Topic

    what kind of a fool would try and restart that thread really...
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    phew......give me sec..eyes still burning after reading 306 posts ...needed something to do while waitng for my desura download. cant believe ive not seen this thread before.. well im converted, throwing my three muskateers thread into the brazier , as a sacrifice to the glory of the great Buddhist Civilians thread long may it cinder
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    as long as you say it wit reverence who am i to argue
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    hi closetyeti having fun watching by the way its more-dan-kine (kind but replace d with e) but morden fine too..
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    just watched thothkins die ..then watched it again ..and again... and commisar.........cant wait to see me die too..
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    Green name?

    mordenkien replied to Katzura's topic in Off-Topic

    ok i give in i want to upgrade chris can i send you £5 and get my shiny gold badge and green name?
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    now that i'll premium pre-order
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