Dammit Thotkins, don't bring up the buddhists again. You'll set the this thread on fire!
Maybe make a gag weapon (hidden one, probably unlocked if you do some crazy stuff). Here, I'll even make the name and description
"The Red Canister Launcher" - Fires a red fire extinguisher at the selected target. Probably best you don't stand anywhere near it when it goes off. WARNING: Can cause those caught in blast to spontaneously become Buddhists and on fire.
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(I'm actually Heldelance but I accidentally made 2 accounts when trying to figure out which one was linked to Desura, funnily enough, I lost the password to Heldelance.)