Festus McGee

I apologize for my behavior. We all just want the best game possible. Folks, let's keep our eyes on the prize!

Well, it's hard to argue with that. Come on guys, let's just get back to the reason we're here. Making sure Xenonauts is the best damn tactical sci-fi game in the world! Also please ban KnightPt, I find his posts distasteful to say the least.

Let me see YOUR papers, then, COMRADE! In Mother Russia, 80% of completed game comes on a goddamn forum and bitches about YOU!

You can tell they're not the Steam forums because Gabe Fat would have eaten all of Pancakes' posts by now.

Sir? SIRRR? So, you don't like a mom joke, do ya? Well, I don't know about you, but you sound like some stupid idiotic jerk. You want one Xenonaut to wait for five thousand aliens?? Izzat it?? You better know your laws, mister, because you sure don't.

That reminds me, can anyone recommend a nice breakfast food? It should be weak, and mushy, and come to every brain-dead mealy-headed dope's defense anytime anyone with the slightest bit of sense tries to call them on their pathetic horseshit! Any ideas?? Also it should have an absurdly inflated sense of self-importance, and should consider itself the Good-Taste Police for everything else sitting at the breakfast table. Also it should have no life and needs to go do something else, because this is just getting started.

It's unfortunate your mother didn't take the same tack, notice that at 80% complete you were a disgusting, filthy mess and rid the world of your putrid ooze before you could make it out of her disease-ridden offal and bore us all with your entitled, idiotic whining. DEAR MRS. BAM65, WE REJECT THE EARLY ACCESS TO YOUR RETARDED OFFSPRING, AND WOULD REQUEST A REFUND ON OUR PREORDER.