MLGertzert Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 >lights go down >crowd stirs >a 3 adorns the screen >it's orange >the ground begins to shake >the crowd whips into a frenzy--he comes. >our lord and savior holds up his hand, halting the ongoing orgy going on in the audience >his chin fat majestically flaps in the AC cooled breeze >I am happy to announce... >several men choke themselves to death as the rest of their life could not possibly match this moment >Half Life 3 >literal eat shattering sobs of happiness >for the Wii U >Gaben is handed a Wii U and turns around to the screen >gameplay displays >it's cartoony, almost anime visual quality >Gordon speaks in the first 5 seconds about how he needs to lock down that generator >Objective: Lock down the Generator flashes on your screen in bright yellow text >a golden path lights up on the ground leading you to the generator >the enemies are generic soldiers, not even combine >the gunplay is extremely dumbed down to the point the enemies will stand in full view and line up their shot for over 3 seconds >Gordon yells "Yeah, Headshot!" >Suddenly 2 player flashes on the screen with "Join" >Jeremy comes out on stage >he joins the game >he's G-man >Gordon and G-man hold off the soldiers playfully bantering the entire time >generator is saved >Level Complete! comes up on screen >it compares killstreaks and buddy saves between both players >The camera pans around to Gaben's face >tears stain his face >all he can muster is a barely audible "I'm sorry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Hah..ah..heh...ohhh... *head falls* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLGertzert Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 >2024 >Playing Halo 43 on my Xbox Two >Doing a couch co-op playthrough with my best friend on the hardest difficulty (normal) >Kill the boss at the end of the first stage, finally ready to buy the DLC for the next level >Friend sticks his fist out and says "brofist" >Before I can correct his sexist slang, my Kniect One stands up and scans both of us >"PATRIARCHY BRAINWASHING DETECTED" >Kinect walks over to the couch and begins force feeding us both Mountain Dew and Doritos >On screen reminder tells us to check our privilege every 15 minutes to ensure safe gameplay >Shout "McDonalds!" at the screen to continue the game >30 minutes later, the delivery guy arrives with my Filet-o-fish >"That'll be 14.95... plus tip!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 *Gazes downward unto the poor Console Peons* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorboc Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 @commissar. That picture made my week? Do you know where its from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 What spawned the meme: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/10350-The-Glorious-PC-Gaming-Master-Race Larger version: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/702/812.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Übermensch Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 http://www.valvetime.net/threads/half-life-3-left-4-dead-3-and-source-2-mailing-lists-found-on-valve-project-tracker.243580/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvistTorch Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 >2024>30 minutes later, the delivery guy arrives with my Filet-o-fish >"That'll be 14.95... plus tip!" Haha, by 2024 it'll be $29.95 at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Haha, by 2024 it'll be $29.95 at best. Que lawsuits against Microsoft due to the XBOX SQUARED not ordering a side and 30oz. drink with the sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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