GoodGuyEddy Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Chuck Norris is just an actor with a porn stash, stop that stupid meme. If he could do all that the he would smash my face against the keyghvbyryty8 9228djkseincm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swe_Racoon Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Chuck Norris is probably the only man who can step on Lego without screaming. I'd give him the Racoon Stamp of Approval, if he didn't have a boatload of them already. The honor of awarding such an approval to such a legend is of course the greatest of honors, the fire of pride burning in my chest. Gorlom should forcibly pass the torch, lest this beacon of hope and friendship flicker and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arturius Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Guys, please, you will overload those old Xenonaut cold-war servers with that amount of spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorlom Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Gorlom should forcibly pass the torch, lest this beacon of hope and friendship flicker and die.Hmm? ok, I'll try.Guys, please, you will overload those old Xenonaut cold-war servers with that amount of spam You're doing it wrong. The Buddhist civvies were burning, not skinny dipping in an frozen lake. Stick to the theme!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Perhaps they could put in a fire extinguisher tool so you can put the hapless civis out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swe_Racoon Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Perhaps they could put in a fire extinguisher tool so you can put the hapless civis out? As the saying goes: If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a while. If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. My point being that I don't think a fire extinguisher is a good idea. I think the poor civilians who are faced with an alien attack could use some warmth for the rest of their lives And Gorlom, tried you did, I could almost cut the force in there with a knife. You are hereby awarded the Racoon Stamp of Approval for distinguished service in the name of the racoon overlord of manki- I mean for doing a good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Then how 'bout a fire-hose? Put out the civis AND knock down the Xenos, thereby disarming 'em, or knocking 'em out due to the large amount of water pressure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a while. If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. Bah! I was saving that one Perhaps they could put in a fire extinguisher tool so you can put the hapless civis out? I don't really think it's worth it just to have your troops club someone to death with a fire extinguisher. Oh, you said "put them out" I read it as "put them down". Not sure about the fire hose either. It doesn't look good to put your guys in the line of fire (thank you) like that. Having said that, there's always a fire blanket. Useful for putting out civvies and comforting traumatised rookies, or their surviving relatives, following a mission. Gorlom You're doing it wrong. The Buddhist civvies were burning, not skinny dipping in an frozen lake. Stick to the theme!! cool it man I think we diversified some time back. No point getting hot under the collar about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Could be used as a nonlethal takedown weapon as well...suffocate them alien scum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 could we get someone over here to keep us on theme? Any warm body will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorlom Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 could we get someone over here to keep us on theme? Any warm body will do.I thought you said we diversified? So now a cold shoulder will have to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 whew! thanks for pulling the thread's fat out of the fire Gorlom. Good to see you kept a cool head to keep us on track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzles Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Honestly, I go away for a few days and I'm suprised to see this thread still smouldering. Maybe we can stoke it back to life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 At the rate this conversation's going? It's gonna burn out soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 You speak heresy! And being a commisar that is EXTRA HERETICAL! Don't let chaos cloud the devine spark of the Emperor. His light burns brightly in the souls of the Faithfull, and his presence will warm them for all eternity. The heretics will suffer the ultimate punihsment and be given to the clensing flanmes of purgation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 You're talking to a stack of pancakes...that shoots people in the head... Talk about jumping out of the pan and into the fire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udm Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Just when I was warming up to this place, I see this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauddlike Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Yeah got to be careful starting threads here. Just light the fuse and run like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Gauddlike's just being mean. These forums are among the nicest around for starting threads. It's not like anyone has to go through a baptism of fire or anything. TFTD/underwater mission threads are a big hit for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Just be careful of what you type. Some of us like seeing others burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzles Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Chuck Norris is just an actor with a porn stash, stop that stupid meme. If he could do all that the he would smash my face against the keyghvbyryty8 9228djkseincm I think we should put you on a pyre and banish ye to the firey pits for your blasphemy against the Norris. Sure some of what he can do hasn't been proven or is conjecture, but his various high rankings across multiple martial arts certainly aren't fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Chuck Norris can put out a fire...by using gasoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceVamp Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 That's not very impressive.. (I'm a fire emergency responder.) I dare say that it is probably a falsehood planted by Chuck Norris' vexing enemies! I heard he could put out a blazing inferno, using methane gas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 That's not very impressive.. oh, that's just his warm up act... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorlom Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 That's not very impressive.. (I'm a fire emergency responder.) I dare say that it is probably a falsehood planted by Chuck Norris' vexing enemies! I heard he could put out a blazing inferno, using methane gas! Are you saying he can put out a fire by farting on it? Really, I thought this forum had higher class then discussing Chuck Norris igniting his farts. Tsk tsk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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