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Chuck Norris is probably the only man who can step on Lego without screaming. I'd give him the Racoon Stamp of Approval, if he didn't have a boatload of them already. The honor of awarding such an approval to such a legend is of course the greatest of honors, the fire of pride burning in my chest.

Gorlom should forcibly pass the torch, lest this beacon of hope and friendship flicker and die.

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Gorlom should forcibly pass the torch, lest this beacon of hope and friendship flicker and die.

Hmm? ok, I'll try.
Guys, please, you will overload those old Xenonaut cold-war servers with that amount of spam :rolleyes:

You're doing it wrong. The Buddhist civvies were burning, not skinny dipping in an frozen lake. Stick to the theme!! :mad:

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Perhaps they could put in a fire extinguisher tool so you can put the hapless civis out?

As the saying goes: If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a while. If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

My point being that I don't think a fire extinguisher is a good idea. I think the poor civilians who are faced with an alien attack could use some warmth for the rest of their lives :P

And Gorlom, tried you did, I could almost cut the force in there with a knife. You are hereby awarded the Racoon Stamp of Approval for distinguished service in the name of the racoon overlord of manki- I mean for doing a good job!

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If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a while. If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Bah! I was saving that one :)

Perhaps they could put in a fire extinguisher tool so you can put the hapless civis out?

I don't really think it's worth it just to have your troops club someone to death with a fire extinguisher. Oh, you said "put them out" I read it as "put them down".

Not sure about the fire hose either. It doesn't look good to put your guys in the line of fire (thank you) like that.

Having said that, there's always a fire blanket. Useful for putting out civvies and comforting traumatised rookies, or their surviving relatives, following a mission.

Gorlom

You're doing it wrong. The Buddhist civvies were burning, not skinny dipping in an frozen lake. Stick to the theme!!

cool it man :) I think we diversified some time back. No point getting hot under the collar about it :)

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You speak heresy!

And being a commisar that is EXTRA HERETICAL!

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Don't let chaos cloud the devine spark of the Emperor.

His light burns brightly in the souls of the Faithfull, and his presence will warm them for all eternity.

The heretics will suffer the ultimate punihsment and be given to the clensing flanmes of purgation!

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Chuck Norris is just an actor with a porn stash, stop that stupid meme. If he could do all that the he would smash my face against the keyghvbyryty8 9228djkseincm

I think we should put you on a pyre and banish ye to the firey pits for your blasphemy against the Norris. Sure some of what he can do hasn't been proven or is conjecture, but his various high rankings across multiple martial arts certainly aren't fake.

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That's not very impressive.. (I'm a fire emergency responder.) I dare say that it is probably a falsehood planted by Chuck Norris' vexing enemies! I heard he could put out a blazing inferno, using methane gas!
Are you saying he can put out a fire by farting on it? Really, I thought this forum had higher class then discussing Chuck Norris igniting his farts. Tsk tsk.

:P

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