Msvknight Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 recently played Company of Heroes 2 found out they added the exploding flamethrower tank death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 There is no such thing as enough fire. Or enough firepower. In the immortal words of a sucesfull pirate: There is no such thing as Overkill. There is only "open fire!" and "I need to reload!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msvknight Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 i'm sorry, but i have a Burning passion for this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betuor Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 It brings a fire to my loins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msvknight Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 i think its time for another flamenwerfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msvknight Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 here we go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauddlike Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 The bayonet is jammed in the trigger so you don't have to bother holding it down yourself. How do you like your enemies, rare or well done? You know I thought this was a troll thread but then realised it couldn't possibly be. We all know trolls don't traditionally do well around fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Fire in the Troll! Sorry Fire in the Hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordenkien Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Fire troll = only one can be right = vote now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 That troll is well on its way to being legless. Remember: Don't drink and smoke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Why has this thing not burned itself out yet? And when the heck did Thothkins get back?! I am getting infuriated with the lack of communications on base! It's like nobody wants to go talk to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Quick everyone, Pancakes is coming! We need to escape. Someone set off the fire alarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordJulian Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Not sure if I wanna join in the insanity, I'm on medication..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Gah! incoming incendiary shells from tank commander Julian! Back into the building! What do mean we can't go back in because of the fire alarm? Gah! Run around aimlessly waving arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Cease your incessantly combustive panics thothkins! It is unbecoming of officers! And bad for troop moral! Now hold still while I put you out with my bullets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Quick everyone, Pancakes is coming! We need to escape. Someone set off the fire alarm Dammit, someone burned down the fire alarm! If irony was bullets... *Commisar walks in* BLAM! BLAM!! BLAM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordJulian Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 *Selects Type of wound inducing destructive ammo while inside his comfy little tank* *Looks up* *Thotkins running around arms flapping about* *Commisar pancake firing at Thotkins like some cartoonish outtake* *Jean-Luc staring at broken fire alarm in dismay* Eh, did I just ruined some pancake party or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msvknight Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 *Selects Type of wound inducing destructive ammo while inside his comfy little tank**Looks up* *Thotkins running around arms flapping about* *Commisar pancake firing at Thotkins like some cartoonish outtake* *Jean-Luc staring at broken fire alarm in dismay* Eh, did I just ruined some pancake party or something? Msvknight trying to figure out where to put the bayonet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordJulian Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Msvknight trying to figure out where to put the bayonet *Msvknight finds his bayonet* Wait, you what? You just found my weakness! My tank cannot handle bayo--- NOOOOOO! *Tank melts into goo along with LordJulian* I'll be back, you meddling ki-blubblubblub....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msvknight Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 *msvknight finds his bayonet*wait, you what? You just found my weakness! My tank cannot handle bayo--- noooooo! *tank melts into goo along with lordjulian* i'll be back, you meddling ki-blubblubblub....... muah muah muah muah muah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) Brothers! I'm facing a quandry! I have been fireing my assault cannon (a.k.a. high-caliber minigun) on some DIRTY HERETICS and then I realised I had to stop shooting because it was runing hot. The barrles were glowing white from the sheer intensity of heat. How do you deal with such a problem? Edited September 3, 2014 by TrashMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Pancakes Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) How do you deal with such a problem? Make sure to NEVER RELOAD and then roll a set of duplicates on your next barrage. Edited September 4, 2014 by Commissar Pancakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Duplicate? Commisar, you're thinking to small. The greenskins are right about one thing. There's no kill like overkill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betuor Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 If the barrel runs to hot turn that bitch into a flamethrower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msvknight Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 duplicate?Commisar, you're thinking to small. the greenskins are right about one thing. There's no kill like overkill! needs moar chaingun!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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