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They said that their demands are the following:

Hundreds of political-themed cookies released from the custody of children,

Ending of the anti-Raisin racism,

Return of the homemade chocolate-chip,

Millions in aid for the trillions of mass-produced sugar cookies,

Anti-cake laws, and

Laws against bulimic consumption against all pastries.

The Pastafarian faction on Aisle 18 could offer no comment.

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I as wondering what the deuce was happening in your last few posts... not until this one did I notice that they were still on topic.

I'm disappointing myself so much that I'm considering setting myself on fire.

cheeks burning in embarrassment were they?

While self immolation is obviously an option in bringing the plight of our poor AI muddled Civvies to the attention of the wider public,

A better option is to increase the pressure on the devs until it's too hot to handle for them.

Really pile it on

Maybe then we will see the end to suffering of our brothers.

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Grey Knights. 'Cause we can field legal 1K armies with four models in it...

I'll take the Imperial Guard, shining flashlights in the face of darkness in the name of the Emperor.

Really? Or is the real message:

"I'll take the Imperial Guard, shining flashlights in the face of darkness in the name of the Emperor."

How sure can we be that you're on the side of the One True Cause? Do you have fire in your belly or a heart of ice?

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Grey Knights. 'Cause we can field legal 1K armies with four models in it...

I'll take the Imperial Guard, shining flashlights in the face of darkness in the name of the Emperor.

You're just jealos of the GK's powa! Our Grand Master bitc*slaps demons around and sets FIRE to the gardens of chaos gods.

The Emprahs fry BURNS brighly within us.

I am the Hammer,

I am the edge of His Sword,

I am the tip of His Spear,

I am the mail about His Fist,

I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,

I am the instrument of His will,

I am His Sword as He is my Armor,

I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,

I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of Demonkind,

Let us be His Shield,

Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,

Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,

And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,

In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,

I am the Sword,

I am the Spear,

I am the Shield,

I am the soldier at the End of Time.

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