Matthew Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Hello, So I had an interesting conversation with Chris: Dzsimbo: As $1000, but Xenonauts Project Lead Chris England will fly out to meet you for lunch (available anywhere in the US or Western Europe). We'll also let you off the $10 international shipping, as we're nice like that! Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): yeah Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): I'm getting in a box Dzsimbo: will you arive in a box? Dzsimbo: and jump out of it yelling surprise Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): lol Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): yeah Dzsimbo: dressed a sebillian Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): I'd be surprised if anyone bought that level Dzsimbo: i will just see you jump out from a box in a sebillian dress Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): lol Goldhawk Interactive (Chris): that would probably be worth $5,000 We should put some money together just to see this, meet somewhere in the world and watch our beloved Project Manager jumping out of a box dressed as a Sebillan. PS: Don't let Chris see this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceVamp Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Hmm.. it'll have to be a sexy Sebillian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 that just goes to show Chris' commitment to the project. Willing to be a Sebillian stripper :-) unless that was the plan all along and the kickstarter is just a ruse to get money pumped into expensive alien costumes and dance lessons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Maybe add a Chris-in-a-bottle at 2500$? *Doesn't let Chris see this thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 incidentally, don't forget that, when packaging Chris up, to put in a few air holes (or a straw in the case of the bottle). While having a deceased Chris topple out of your box/crate/bottle/ kangaroo pouch would certainly be memorable, some people may not feel they got their money's worth. Of course, they could always....ah sorry not suitable for general reading :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauddlike Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Should the box maybe be shaped like a birthday cake or something then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I would have thought it should be shaped like a UFO. Just in case it's not someone's birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceVamp Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 It's always someone's birthday isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erutan Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Stanard procedure is to toss a few grenades into a UFO and then proceed... might not work so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorlom Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Can't we just send him to some crowded Hearthrow terminal and have camera coverage streaming it live when he jumps out of the box dressed as a Sebillian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erutan Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I was tempted to do a quick photoshop mockup, but there aren't any decent sibellian artworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashman Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Chris now ready for ingame play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauddlike Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 No red spiky hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashman Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 For you Gauddlike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauddlike Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 It is like the aliens are really invading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashman Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Its amazing how much damage one man can do through the power of google and a lack of artistic talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpySage Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 We should start a kickstarter to fund the "Chris England gone wild" video! Reward tiers: $15: Picture of Chris jumping out of the box. $50: Video of Chris jumping out of the box or signed picture. $250: Invited to see Chris jump out of the box + video (backer have to pay travel costs). Limited to 20 backers. $2000: Choose where Chris should be shipped to and jump out of the box. Limited to 1 backer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Choose where Chris should be shipped to and jump out of the box. Limited to 1 backer. Are you the sort of person who is nice and would say. A nice restaurant or a pleasant park OR Would you say the middle of the Atlantic or a compactor, just so you really get some entertainment for your cash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceVamp Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 We should start a kickstarter to fund the "Chris England gone wild" video!$2000: Choose where Chris should be shipped to and jump out of the box. Limited to 1 backer. Parachuted into the middle of the amazon with a TV crew. Will he make it out alive?? It'll be great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 I'm sure it would make a great reality show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorlom Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Where will he be unboxed next? halfway fown the niagara falls (narraitive question only not a serious suggestion) or ontop of the Liberty statue? Maybe he wil be unboxed in his own home with a bunch of strangers around? Or in a strangers house with noone around? Will he be popping up inside an igloo? Inside a cafe? On the dancefloor in a gayclub? On a bus? In the middle of a farmland field? In a Zoo? Noone knows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Our version of http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/ except, instead of dancing there's just a box with a whimpering "get me out of here" :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpySage Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "His name is Chris England and he has no clue where he is. Will he make it back to London in time to finish Xenonauts? Don't miss the season finale of Stuck in a box!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thothkins Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 A cardboard box is probably less cardboardy than a lot of current shows. I'd watch "Stuck" :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorzahg Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I will put money in only if it get filmed and put on youtube. I can't be stuffed flying around the world. "His name is Chris England and he has no clue where he is. Will he make it back to London in time to finish Xenonauts? Don't miss the season finale of Stuck in a box!" I lol'ed. Where will he be unboxed next? halfway fown the niagara falls (narraitive question only not a serious suggestion) or ontop of the Liberty statue?Maybe he wil be unboxed in his own home with a bunch of strangers around? Or in a strangers house with noone around? Will he be popping up inside an igloo? Inside a cafe? On the dancefloor in a gayclub? On a bus? In the middle of a farmland field? In a Zoo? Noone knows! SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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