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I present to you a poem in free verse:

HNNNNF.

Night time. Fuggin'. TERROR MISSION.

SO MUCH HIDDEN MOVEMENT.

Ugh. And then.

UNNNNF. DO NOT SHOOT MY GUYS, NPCS.

And then. AGH. REAPERS.

What is that NOISE!? THEY ARE DEAD NOW.

STOP RUNNING AWAY.

Thanks so much, NPC soldier, for shooting my sniper.

Four turns in a row.

Making her very dead.

You win this time, GUYS WHO ARE "HELPING" ME.

Your help is the worst help.

End.

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Frustrated squaddie,

Chasing alien scumbags.

Their sight is longer.

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Three steps to a kill.

Two steps to a reaction.

One step for a death.

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Wall! False construction.

Wise men know the certainty.

Blackness breaks fences.

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See the alien!

Visions' bitter reflection,

Brightens with blue flame.

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New weapon is truly amazing.

Burns ground like thousand suns.

Enemy stands unharmed.

Shot down every UFO

Clean up every terror site.

Country relations deteriorated.

Brave soldier looking at enemy

Puts rifle between his eyes.

Bullets are hitting the ground.

Not quite on a subject, but..

Giovanni, son of the samurai.

His vision is sharp and deadly.

No bug will be able to hide.

Sorry Max_Paine, i wasn't able to resist.

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If somebody could translate this into the proper English, i will be happy.

Song of the dead lizard's tail

There was many of stories around.

Some are known and lot more to found.

But there's one special tale

of hillarious scale.

Hear the song of the dead lizard's tail.

Our fighters returned with success,

left us cleaning the alien mess.

Under cover of night

locking on saucer' site

seven men and a rookie inside.

We've been searching footprints on the ground,

last sebillian straying around.

Rookie's got his advice —

walk about and be nice,

go patrol landing area twice.

Cursing his undelectable life,

he's got bushes in Epsilon-5.

Turned his head to the right,

what he saw wasn't bright —

snake was waving in front of his sight.

What to do? he just froze on the spot.

Tied his will and courage in a knot,

with his hands slightly shake

rookie seized the snake

by the curvy and wiggling neck.

Second after he heard loud blub

and evoked from the battered shrub

lizard two meters tall

with the big bleeding hole

where his pride was JUST RECENTLY whole.

Rushed back for the gunshots and scream

we've got picture so rare to be seen —

looking gloomy and frown,

wretched lizard gone down

from the shame and high caliber rounds.

There were laughter and yelling and cry.

But no matter how hard we were tried

no one could overcome

rookie's clenching syndrome

on the dead lizard's tail 'till home.

Truth or lie — now it's hard to retell.

But we'll always remember well:

Deadliest thing ever stand

is the rookie, my friend,

with the dead lizard's tail in hand!

Unused parts:

Then there wass subtle hiss

miss

Snake that clearly wants to kiss

Rookie's get his decree

Go about that tree

he was told to secure that bush

from above resounded hiss

the root was quite massive to miss

*** That i couldn't rephrase

But till chopper has landed in base

there were nothing but fail

in attempts to prevail

Rookie's grip on a dead lizard's tail

Deadliest thing ever spawned

in the Earth and beyond

is the rookie who frightened as hell

When the future is brown

And your hands drooping down

Sing the song of the dead lizard's tail!

Under blazing hot sun

riding ol' Charlie-1

our battle is finally done

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