Type: Posts; User: Commissar Pancakes
Maybe I can actually shoot straight this time!
Quick question, should we be attaching the stories regarding these individuals?
And shouldn't this be in the Off-Topic section?
Red Shirt #12
Bases appear after certain specific UFOs manage to land and build them. If you keep shooting them all down, then there aren't any aliens there to build the thing.
If I remember correctly, there's...
10 billion lives? Ain't that like...8 hive cities?
Pah, nothing. Naught but a minuscule spark in the holy torch that is the Imperium.
[In sing-song voice] I stompz down da heresie 'cuz I eats mah celerie, Am Pancakes da Commissar! TOOT TOOT!
Make sure to NEVER RELOAD and then roll a set of duplicates on your next barrage.
*Looks up from BEATING dirty heretics with an olive loaf*
Hmmm? What was that about having hobbies?
Wait...they're being shipped out?
*Scampers off to mailbox*
Cease your incessantly combustive panics thothkins! It is unbecoming of officers! And bad for troop moral! Now hold still while I put you out with my bullets!
I think not. The total amount of anime viewed by me can be summed up in hours on a single hand.
And I rather think the Emperor would have me using my BEATING STICK on hapless, weak, cowardly...
Probably the only valid gripe that I saw presented was actually the lack of communication on how to play the game. Even just a powerpoint-esque slide show on what was what on the UI (both Geoscape...
Why has this thing not burned itself out yet?
And when the heck did Thothkins get back?! I am getting infuriated with the lack of communications on base! It's like nobody wants to go talk to me!
Trashman...all that reminded me of was Starblazers...
Which I also find completely silly...and in no way think that teh Eval Aliums look extremely alike to WWII-era US military equipment...
Only if I get to do the the morale boosting.
Name: The Commissar Pancakes
Sex: N/A, pancakes have no gender.
Appearance: Pancakes do not care for appearance
Role: "Morale" maintenance....
To be honest, I thought that this would become somewhat of a rant against the art direction that Chris and the team went (especially saddled with the engine they had...). Glad to see I was wrong.
But of course! Took lovely strolls through ancient forests atop a venerable Hellhound!
Ah...heretics smell like cooked hotdogs...
Too busy roasting candies over a hungry flame (was out camping this past week).
Such waste of a magnificent instrument. I'd rather it be an anvil hot-dropped from orbit.
Anyways, I still remember the times when civies would sit around and do nothing but twirl.
Like they're all trying to confound the Xenos to death by way of horrid ballet...
Mordenkien executed for not showing demonstrating his fiery respect and loyalty towards Glorious Leader.
There are CLOWNS here?! WHY AREN'T THEIR SMOTHERED OUT OF EXISTANCE YET?