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Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:39
:oops: it seems I've offended teh king,

Please help me get out. Right now in my cell I see:
2 loose bricks
a spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 02:41
Where's your new avi, boyo?

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:41
USE tin to carve name initials on brick.

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:42
LOOK at room.

Are there any EXITS?

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 02:43
Use the tin to carve "Long Live The KING!" Other vandalism is punishable by fish slapping.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:43
Please help me get out. Right now in my cell I see:
2 loose bricks
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king
an avatar

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:44
No exits
2 loose bricks
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king
an avatar
a slightly bruised trout

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:44
is the avatar a he or a she?
Does it have anything useful?

Or is this a different sort of avatar?

LOOK avatar
ASK avatar question. "will you save me?"

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 02:45
You're making us chuckle. We are amused. It helps.

Have you tried asking?

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:46
No exits
2 loose bricks
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a slightly bruised trout

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 02:46
is the avatar a he or a she?
Does it have anything useful?

Or is this a different sort of avatar?
It's very nice work.

But no, not that useful.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:46
No exits
2 loose bricks
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a slightly bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:47
OPEN loose brick.

USE spork on brick.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:47
No exits
2 loose bricks
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a slightly bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:49
USE trout to break loose bricks.

MMC
09-05-09, 02:49
Use the trout to slap the King's photo. When the King comes into the cell to punish you, sneak past him and lock the door behind you...

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:49
MMC's solution is better.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:50
No exits
2 broken loose bricks
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king covered in slime
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a very bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick
offended guard

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 02:53
PUSH loose brick.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:54
No exits
1 broken loose bricks
1 pile of sand
1 wall of dirt
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king covered in slime
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a very bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick
offended guard

Koyaanisqatsi
09-05-09, 02:57
USE trout to attract GRUE. Feed GUARD to GRUE.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 02:59
GRUE cannot be attracted by TROUT

No exits
1 broken loose bricks
1 pile of sand
1 wall of dirt
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king covered in slime
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a very bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick
offended guard

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 03:08
A MOUSE scurries past...

No exits
1 broken loose bricks
1 pile of sand
1 wall of dirt
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king covered in slime
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a very bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick
offended guard (scared by mouse)
1 mouse

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 03:11
USE pot to trap MOUSE

MMC
09-05-09, 03:13
Use the captured MOUSE to hit things with, instead of the TROUT

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 03:17
[Guards enter, weapons drawn. His Majesty takes a whiz in the chamber pot. Guards make Gamera, Duke in Disgrace, hold the pot. Guards follow His Majesty out, locking the cell with Gamera still in it. No one dropped anything, BTW.

Gamera, having been in abject terror His Majesty would notice the state of the autographed portrait, realizes that the soiling of his breeches isn’t entirely from the leaking of the chamber pot.

End Act One.]

Koyaanisqatsi
09-05-09, 03:19
MAKE SUSHI from TROUT
USE SUSHI to attract JAPANESE SCHOOLCHILDREN
ASK JAPANESE SCHOOLCHILDREN to SUMMON GAMERA

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 03:22
[Which they do. Gamera appears.

...In the cell the children were attracted to.]

Koyaanisqatsi
09-05-09, 03:27
Big cell.

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 03:32
No exits
1 broken loose bricks
1 pile of sand
1 wall of dirt
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom full o' royal slurry
an autographed photo of teh king covered in slime
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a very bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick
offended guard
Gamera
Japanese Schoolchildren

Metaliturtle
09-05-09, 03:33
Playing some AC now.

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 03:34
We have read your sig petition and We choose not to ban you, Koy.

[Guards usher all the children, out, leaving Metaliturtle locked in with soiled breaches and a rocket (out of fuel, so forget that) up his butt.]

MMC
09-05-09, 03:36
The rocket may be out of fuel, but if you eat the Trout, that should cause your body to produce sufficient gases to power the rocket. And Getting the gases into the rocket shouldn't be too hard, it's already shoved up your backside after all.

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 03:36
This is usually when I give up and quit text-based adventures, or start reading the hint guide open beside me.

MMC
09-05-09, 03:37
This is usually when I give up and quit text-based adventures, or start reading the hint guide open beside me.

Luckily you can just make things up as you go with this one...

Koyaanisqatsi
09-05-09, 03:39
Putting GAMERA on the board AUTOSUMMONS JOEL, CROW, TOM SERVO, GYPSY, and CAMBOT.
USE JOEL to invent DUNGEON ESCAPE DEVICE
USE DUNGEON ESCAPE DEVICE to return to SATELLITE OF LOVE

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 03:42
We have a royal decree:

Everybody get back online and entertain me.
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

DarkCloud
09-05-09, 03:44
I just realized. On a civ forum, you do not spam. You ICS!

Go found some more cities... er... post more.

Buster's Uncle
09-05-09, 03:46
Ask me for an avi, DC.

Buster's Uncle
10-05-09, 00:32
[His Majesty appears outside the cell door.]

"Whose court are you part of?"

[Wakened, Duke Gamera wipes some of the **** he was sleeping in off his face and pauses momentarily to consider his answer.]

GrandpaTroll
10-05-09, 00:53
No exits
1 broken loose bricks
1 pile of sand
1 wall of dirt
1 brick with "Gamera" scrawled on the side
a slightly bent spork made of tin
a chamber pot with a leak on the bottom
an autographed photo of teh king covered in slime
an avatar in 2 dimensions with creepy eyes
a very bruised trout
too much pride to ask for release
you can't open loose brick
offended guard

Sell yourself, go away, start a new life.

No one will ever know, that you, swallowed a sword fish so to speak......

Write on the kings pic, the bearer of this picture is to be given full priveleges such as those known only to the royal entourage.

Sign the avatar "Slimball" and tell everyone that was who slimed on the picture, and those broken brick was from hitting Slimenall over the head as he was defacating inside the trouts gills.

Tell the guard he doesnt look like his brother, Slimeball afterall

Gramps

Buster's Uncle
10-05-09, 01:34
Yes, sign the avatar "Slimeball".

:)

Alinestra Covelia
10-05-09, 01:53
I'd love to help you but I'm in the kitchen.

Metaliturtle
10-05-09, 02:40
The avatar now reads "slimeball"

Buster's Uncle
24-04-10, 03:48
Finish dungeon.